Politics from the Palouse to Puget Sound

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Merciless Gang of 350 Criminal Baboons Terrorizes South African Residents

It's not often that you see a headline like that.

"They get into the kitchens, they know where the fridge is, they open it and take everything, and then they defecate everywhere."

I'm waiting to hear Algore explain that this is being caused by global warming and as such is George Bush's fault. Or, maybe this is because America's image has suffered because of the Iraq war.

1 comment:

Paul E. Zimmerman, M.A. said...

Forget that! It isn't anything that some hypersonic lead poisoning couldn't fix. I do that with pigeons on the job... wouldn't be anything to scale up a bit to take out a primate.

Anyway, these baboons are amateurs. Check this out: