Hey, I'll gladly exchange my Canadian citizenship 1:1 for any American's citizenship if they think Health Care in Canada is the best thing since sliced bread... Seriously.
Q: How do you tell if you've gone to heaven or hell after you die?
A: If, when you get there 1. The Italians are the lovers 2. The Swiss are the bankers 3. The French are cooking 4. The Germans are making the cars 5. The English are the police You are in Heaven
if, however 1. The Italians are the bankers 2. The Swiss are the lovers 3. The English are cooking 4. The French are making the cars 5. The Germans are the police You are definitely in Hell!
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Hey, I'll gladly exchange my Canadian citizenship 1:1 for any American's citizenship if they think Health Care in Canada is the best thing since sliced bread... Seriously.
Q: How do you tell if you've gone to heaven or hell after you die?
A: If, when you get there
1. The Italians are the lovers
2. The Swiss are the bankers
3. The French are cooking
4. The Germans are making the cars
5. The English are the police
You are in Heaven
if, however
1. The Italians are the bankers
2. The Swiss are the lovers
3. The English are cooking
4. The French are making the cars
5. The Germans are the police
You are definitely in Hell!
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