Clearly, this vehicle belongs to a PARDner. That this is so is evidenced by the fact that it is parked too far away from the curb and is impeding the flow of traffic. However, true to the essence of PARDners, though this is an undue inconvenience that must be dealt with, it is merely a minor annoyance that any dedicated individual can get around and leave in their dust, only to be bothered by the view of the PARDner in his or her rear view mirror, if he or she even bothers to look back.
Meanwhile, the PARDner gets slapped with a well-deserved civil penalty for being stupid and unjustly inconveniencing others.
Perhaps we have a metaphorical crystal ball on Main Street tonight?