It turns out that Al Gore needs to buy some burger offset credits. It may be that burgers and pot roast are a greater threat than SUV's and Al Gore can't call himself a true environmentalist until he stops eating meat. Frankly, I think he needs to stop eating a lot of things.
Update: This is the next issue that I think Al Gore should address. I'd also like to know if Al Gore sells or buys sex toy offset credits.