Don't Liberals Claim That Our Children's Lives Won't Be As Good As Ours?

Here's proof that they're wrong - beer robots.

"While dogs have been man's loyal companion for many a era, advanced technology has made them obsolete. Thanks to Chassis, the lovable, pony keg carrying R/C beer-dispensing robot, you'll no longer need to learn the defining characteristics of Weimaraners and terriers. Instead focus on the subtle differences between your favorite IPAs, or just stare (in a drunken stupor) for hours at Chassis' blinking lights—before a friend comes by, addresses the phallic nature of Chassis' spout, and your dog has a new crap catcher for long walks."

Sorry Fido, but I don't have to spend every few days scooping my beer robot's poop in the backyard.