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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The Era of the Blob Brings Us Global Warming!

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it," ~ George Santayana

What we really need to cool off the world is a good old fashioned nuclear war.

Hat tip: tomnelson.blogspot.com


Michael said...

Yikes! I just remembered! Didn't we get rid of the blob by dropping him on the north pole and freezing him? If the earth warms, he's going to thaw out and start eating us again, assuming that the giant Burmese pythons leave anyone behind.

Mattwi said...

Don't need nuclear winter, if we had some of the larger volcanoes on this planet "pop-off" the result would be similar... 1812 to 1817 had quite a few volcanic eruptions that did that.


Tom Forbes said...

I seem to remember Kurt Russell having to use a flamethrower to kill some weird alien creature that grew legs like a spider out of a dead guy's severed head and scurried across the floor. Maybe that's why. Oh wait, that was at the South Pole.

Paul E. Zimmerman, M.A. said...

No no no... all wrong. The REAL danger is that if we lose enough ice at the south pole, the temple that the Predators fight the Xenomorphs (Sigourney's kids) in will be uncovered, and neither side in that battle cares much for humans.

Michael said...

And don't forget Superman's Fortress of Solitude. Without a place to chill now and then, Superman could get grouchy.