Politics from the Palouse to Puget Sound

Monday, April 23, 2007

Crow Can't Spare a Square

We've all heard of the "courtesy flush." But now enviro-wacko singer Sheryl Crow informs us on her blog that we can help stop global warming by "putting a limitation on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.... I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

By the way, Crow and environmentalist Laurie David have been traveling across America on a biodiesel-powered bus conducting a two-week Stop Global Warming College Tour. Whew! After two weeks on a bus with everyone using one square per toilet visit, every day is a winding road.


Satanic Mechanic said...

Not every place Crow goes to in that bus has bio-diesel. Either she will have to run on straight diesel or she will hire a tanker truck full of bio-diesel to follow behind the bus for refueling.
I wonder if she counts the toilet paper that her assistant uses to wipe her ass?

Typical Limosine Liberal.

Adam J. Niehenke said...

lol, i wouldn't want to be around her anymore, because I know how to wipe and dam there is poop left behind. I can see why Lance dumped her butt, and wasn't because of her personality. N/m probably that too.