Politics from the Palouse to Puget Sound

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

The Missing Link

Scientists have discovered a direct ancestor to today's Democrat subspecies.

The new skull also suggests the species had a much smaller brain than was previously estimated based on the 1996 skull.

“It’s a little surprising to find out that the brain volume on this thing indicates that maybe the New and Old World monkeys, their common ancestor had a prosimian-, or lower-primate-like brain like Aegyptopithecus does,” Simons said.

1 comment:

Satanic Mechanic said...

You forgot that the sub-species no longer has a spine but has increased its capacity to spit venom at everything and anyone. This is a cousin of the Luna Microchiroptera Liberalus or commonly known as the North American Barking Moonbat.